About

Hello Devoted Feline Friend,

Cat Servants Club is a place for the truly devoted. Not just the casual cat owner.

We're talking about the lifers. The ones who vacuum fur from their food and rearrange their sleep for the sake of purring royalty.

This is not just a store. It's a secret society of lint-covered, sleep-deprived, paw-worshipping humans who know exactly who runs the household. 

We exist to honor your quiet servitude and give you the offerings you deserve in return.

Every item in this shop is designed for one thing: To recognize the noble, ridiculous, unconditional love of serving your cat.

If you serve with pride, you're one of us. 

Welcome to the Club 🐾

Frequently asked questions
Where do you ship to?

At this time, we only ship within Canada and the United States.

Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your location.
How long will my order take?

Each item is made to order, just for you 🐾

Processing time: 2–7 business days
Shipping time: 5–10 business days (Canada & USA)

You’ll receive a confirmation email and tracking once your order has shipped.
Can I return or exchange my order?

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size or change-of-mind.

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.

Note: We do not accept request submitted for damages or incorrect items past 7 days of your delivery.
What sizes do you offer?

Sizes vary by product and are listed in the dropdown on each product page.

Please review the available sizes carefully before ordering, as all items are made to order and we are unable to accept size-based returns or exchanges.
Who designs your stuff?

All designs are created by the founder of Cat Servants Club — a devoted lifelong friend to two very demanding felines, Blue and Moon.

Each piece is designed with intention, humour, and reverence for our cat overlords.
Do you offer custom designs?

Not at this time.

This allows us to maintain a cohesive aesthetic and consistent quality across the collection. Custom designs may open during special releases or member drops in the future.
Is this a real club?

Yes. Membership requires:

  • 1 cat (minimum)
  • Being gnored by said cat(s)
  • A willingness to buy clothes that declare your loyalty

No secret handshake. Just shared trauma and cute merch. >⩊<

For email subscribers, expect to receive drops in your inbox for:

• feline care tips and tricks

• certified and trusted brands to consider when serving your cat overlord

• early merch drops and exclusive discounts

Sounds like a feline servant's dream? Scroll below to subscribe, today!

"In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this." - Terry Pratchett